there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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