I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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