it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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