Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
well you can't waste a boner
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
