Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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