well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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