You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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