How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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