marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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