GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize