if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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