We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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