that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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