I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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