Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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