i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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