there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
