he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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