Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I have post one night stand depression
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