You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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