You made me cry and you don't even care
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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