can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Those nachos came to me in a dream
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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