I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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