i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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