I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
honey bunches of taint.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
