What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
accomplished twins. life is a go
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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