i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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