I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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