so explain again why im purple
no
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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