hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right