WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.