Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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