just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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