I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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