North Korea, Best Korea!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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