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that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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