I don't think brook has ever known best
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i out mim tonsoeep
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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