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It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
she smelled like a LAN party
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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