Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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