oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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