like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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