Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
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if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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