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I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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