Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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