Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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