season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
