I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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