But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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