So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She made me pour olive oil on her.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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