ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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