if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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