dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he told me I talked like a deaf person
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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