Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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