we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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