i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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