She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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