I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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