I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
17 year olds will be the death of me.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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